Im back wit the update. Had to get up madd early to take my cuz to work and I got some other shyt lined up as far as my day goes. So lets get into it.

They say the nigga Chris Brown got a high profile lawyer and shyt for the case so I say that nigga guilty as fukk. I mean if u innocent and u know it u aint gone OD on no lawyer. I kno i wouldnt cas niggas is strugglin these days. Its a recession. I woulda been dude lawyer for a small fee nahmean. The court transcripts prolly woulda looked a lil somethin like this;

Me: -adjusts fitted- Ya honor my client is innocent as fukk. Its a known fact that them barbadian ass hos is crazy and be on some voodoo type shyt. Ya'll say ya'll got piks of the injuries but idk wtf to believe. I got inside sources that tell me that Rihanna is a avid photoshopper.

Prosecutor: Wat about the bruises on the defendants knuckle.

Me: Your honor everybody kno my client be dancin and shyt so all that is is breakdancin wear and tear and dawg since u bringin up that shyt why I also heard Rihanna got herpes?? Huh huh huh? Tell em wat u told me Chris.

Lil Ike: -singin- See this was the first time I had a girl whose mouth set my nuts on fireeee.

Me: I rest my case ur honor. The nigga not guilty. -runs it-

Judge: Order in the court! Do any of you have any closing statements.

Prosecutor: Mr Turner I mean Mr Brown we have eyewitnesses that place u at the scene of the crime and Rhi Rhi also identified u as her attacker.

Me: Aw hell naw. I object! Your honor this nigga tryna get my client caught up. I notice he callin his client Rhi Rhi. Hmm. You fukkin her too aint u dawg?? You might wanna go get that lil bump on ya lip checked too.

Lil Ike: The damageee damagee that I caused youu. Now look at the damage look at the damage that i've doneee.

Me: Son wtf is u doin..u fukkin up this shyt. Sit ya ass down B!

Lmao yo seriously though. I might blog later about my day.

Aye yo If this shyt look retarded while ya'll readin it then idk wtf to tell u cas the kidd bloggin from this G1 and i had a hard enough time tryna figure this shyt out. No thanks to that trini girl. Dont ever try to be a teacher ma. Now back to this regularly scheduled blog.

So yea its 09 and so much crazy shyt is happenin yo. Rihanna got her ass beat by Chris Brown son so all u bad bitches is at risk these days. I aint even think the nigga had it in him but dude grabbed that umbrella and created the remix on shorty face and body. They said shorty took madd blows to the head nahmean. Now I aint no reporter or nothin Im just addin up all the hood facts and givin my own view on these vital situations. Ladies and bitches I am in no way endorsin niggas beatin ya'll hos up but if u keep actin up the fists will fly nahmean lmao. Enough about that shyt though cas the kidd got madd views on madd shyt.

Yo half the time I dont be knowin wtf to blog about. I just be jumpin from subject to subject dawg. I aint on that dear diary today was a wonderful day ass shyt. Im the hardest blogger out so fukk all that. We strait Gs over here.

Dear blogspot today I had class and it was aight. Half the time I be strugglin to stay awake and keep focused up in that bitch. I took my cuz to work. Got back in touch wit somebody I aint seen in madd long. Marie! Wat up!? Thats my nigga right there. We go back to all them CIN parties and shyt. She single now and Im just chillin. That mean if u lookin for a relationship go THAT way. Im good. Ima be a playa for life haha. I tend to get too comfortable and OD. Thats prolly where I fukk up. Nah I KNOW thats where I fukk up but Im workin on it so I can be right for wifey. Ya tu sabe! I still speak to a few of my previous girls. Still got madd love for some more then others but that about it but yea thats a whole nother topic son. Maybe I'll go into more detail in a future post. Vday comin up and I aint gettin u hos nothin. I am acceptin head from all the supaheads in trainin though. You can keep the pussy cas Im celibate lmao. For right now. I had dreams of fukkin a mixed bitch wit a phat ass and some big titties. In my dream shorty had her nipples pierced haha so idkkk son. I wanna do YOU haha. Im signin off this bitch though so until I decide to post again...Trizzzz Bitch!