Im back wit the update. Had to get up madd early to take my cuz to work and I got some other shyt lined up as far as my day goes. So lets get into it.

They say the nigga Chris Brown got a high profile lawyer and shyt for the case so I say that nigga guilty as fukk. I mean if u innocent and u know it u aint gone OD on no lawyer. I kno i wouldnt cas niggas is strugglin these days. Its a recession. I woulda been dude lawyer for a small fee nahmean. The court transcripts prolly woulda looked a lil somethin like this;

Me: -adjusts fitted- Ya honor my client is innocent as fukk. Its a known fact that them barbadian ass hos is crazy and be on some voodoo type shyt. Ya'll say ya'll got piks of the injuries but idk wtf to believe. I got inside sources that tell me that Rihanna is a avid photoshopper.

Prosecutor: Wat about the bruises on the defendants knuckle.

Me: Your honor everybody kno my client be dancin and shyt so all that is is breakdancin wear and tear and dawg since u bringin up that shyt why I also heard Rihanna got herpes?? Huh huh huh? Tell em wat u told me Chris.

Lil Ike: -singin- See this was the first time I had a girl whose mouth set my nuts on fireeee.

Me: I rest my case ur honor. The nigga not guilty. -runs it-

Judge: Order in the court! Do any of you have any closing statements.

Prosecutor: Mr Turner I mean Mr Brown we have eyewitnesses that place u at the scene of the crime and Rhi Rhi also identified u as her attacker.

Me: Aw hell naw. I object! Your honor this nigga tryna get my client caught up. I notice he callin his client Rhi Rhi. Hmm. You fukkin her too aint u dawg?? You might wanna go get that lil bump on ya lip checked too.

Lil Ike: The damageee damagee that I caused youu. Now look at the damage look at the damage that i've doneee.

Me: Son wtf is u doin..u fukkin up this shyt. Sit ya ass down B!

Lmao yo seriously though. I might blog later about my day.